Quote #47
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
Monthly Archives: October 2013
Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #45
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do...
Quote #44
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #41
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Quote #40
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Quote #39
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
Quote #38
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.