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If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty...
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...