Quote #24830
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do...
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Quote #24831
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of...
Quote #24832
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #24834
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #24836
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #24828
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
Quote #24829
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #13900
Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide...