Quote #20070
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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Quote #20071
Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it...
Quote #8681
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...