Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Category Archives: P. J. O’Rourke
Quote #19431
Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
Quote #19432
Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #19433
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
Quote #19434
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
Quote #19435
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
Quote #19436
Never fight an inanimate object.
Quote #19437
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by...
Quote #19438
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
Quote #19423
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought...