Quote #20541
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
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Quote #20542
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Quote #20543
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #20544
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always...
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #20532
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years...
Quote #20533
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend...
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #20535
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
Quote #20536
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...