Quote #31246
The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other...
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Quote #31247
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #31244
We’re all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don’t...
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #3365
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.