Quote #34263
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
Category Archives: Groucho Marx
Quote #34264
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Quote #34265
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make...
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #34267
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Quote #34268
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Quote #34269
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
Quote #15059
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote #15076
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.