Quote #33217
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an...
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Quote #33218
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #33203
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
Quote #33204
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
Quote #33205
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it.
Quote #33206
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
Quote #33207
A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
Quote #33208
The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’re all here is that it was...
Quote #33209
What’s another word for Thesaurus
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...