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The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’re all here is that it was...
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Quote #33209
What’s another word for Thesaurus
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #33217
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an...