Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Category Archives: Garrison Keillor
Quote #29128
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
Quote #29129
It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars.
Quote #13522
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Quote #6670
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse...
Quote #2666
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...