Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
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Quote #17012
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #17013
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will...
Quote #17014
I’m slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can’t motivate people to...
Quote #17015
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates...
Quote #17016
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an...
Quote #17017
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #17018
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #17020
The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...