Quote #33704
Weather forecast for tonight dark.
Category Archives: George Carlin
Quote #33705
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...
Quote #33706
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote #33707
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #33709
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #33710
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
Quote #33711
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Quote #14602
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Quote #14603
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...