Quote #23493
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Category Archives: Fran Lebowitz
Quote #23494
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but...
Quote #23495
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
Quote #23496
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
Quote #23497
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
Quote #23498
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #23502
I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...