Quote #23498
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
Category Archives: Fran Lebowitz
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #23502
I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...
Quote #23503
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #23505
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Quote #23506
Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
Quote #23507
The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.