Fran Lebowitz Quote #23498 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23499 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23500 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23501 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23502 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23503 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23504 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23505 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23506 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23507 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.