Quote #23502
I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...
Category Archives: Fran Lebowitz
Quote #23503
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #23505
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Quote #23506
Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
Quote #23507
The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Quote #23492
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Quote #23508
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
Quote #23493
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #23494
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but...