Quote #30051
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
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Quote #30052
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #30053
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote #30054
The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
Quote #30055
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #30057
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote #30050
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a...
Quote #15422
Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.