Quote #27530
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Category Archives: W. C. Fields
Quote #27531
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #27532
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
Quote #27533
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #27529
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the...
Quote #16054
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...