Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Category Archives: Joan Rivers
Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #31172
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to...
Quote #557
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #362
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...