Quote #26330
Only lie about the future.
Category Archives: Johnny Carson
Quote #26331
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Quote #26332
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
Quote #26333
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #14510
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
Quote #14527
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #3847
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
Quote #2357
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called “sucking up to the stars.”