Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Category Archives: Henny Youngman
Quote #33267
My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
Quote #33268
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,….sleep...
Quote #33269
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Quote #10913
What?s the use of happiness? It can?t buy you money.
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #8206
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
Quote #65
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quote #73
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...