Quote #31341
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
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Quote #31342
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in...
Quote #31343
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #31347
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...
Quote #31348
When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #1213
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.