Quote #34454
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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Quote #34455
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #12957
People come up to me and say, “Emo, do people really come up to...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #4595
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...