Quote #25783
… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
Category Archives: Erma Bombeck
Quote #25769
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope...
Quote #25770
There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, ‘Yes,...
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #25772
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Quote #25773
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #25776
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
Quote #25777
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...