Quote #26934
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far,...
Category Archives: Rodney Dangerfield
Quote #26935
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
Quote #14564
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #11033
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found...
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...