Quote #19923
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Category Archives: Ambrose Bierce
Quote #19924
Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Quote #19925
Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
Quote #19926
Brain an apparatus with which we think we think.
Quote #19927
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #19928
Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
Quote #19929
To be positive To be mistaken at the top of one’s voice.
Quote #19930
There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things...
Quote #19931
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Quote #19916
Pray To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of...