Quote #67
Children are all foreigners.
Monthly Archives: October 2013
Quote #66
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #65
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #63
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #61
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile...
Quote #60
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
Quote #59
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Quote #58
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.