Quote #77
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Monthly Archives: October 2013
Quote #76
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to...
Quote #75
One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor...
Quote #73
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #72
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
Quote #71
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
Quote #70
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Quote #69
It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...
Quote #68
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.