Quote #6052
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Category Archives: Fran Lebowitz
Quote #6053
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #6054
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk...
Quote #6055
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote #3932
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
Quote #2894
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
Quote #2671
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play...
Quote #2544
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women...
Quote #2571
Favorite animal: steak.
Quote #2087
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence...