Quote #28374
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28375
I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
Quote #28364
I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #28366
Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the...
Quote #28352
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
Quote #28353
Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual...
Quote #28354
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Quote #28355
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...