Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28366
Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the...
Quote #28367
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #28369
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #28354
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Quote #28355
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #28357
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #28358
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff...