Quote #28384
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28385
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Quote #28386
One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
Quote #28371
If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Quote #28372
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Quote #28373
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
Quote #28374
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Quote #28375
I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
Quote #28364
I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...