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A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.)
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28387
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
Quote #28376
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #28377
The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #28379
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #28380
I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the...
Quote #28381
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #28382
I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
Quote #28383
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw...