Quote #28400
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28401
I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
Quote #28402
Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
Quote #28403
Here’s a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or...
Quote #28404
I think a good movie would be about a guy who’s a brain scientist,...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #28406
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #28408
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #28409
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...