Quote #28140
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year,...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28141
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
Quote #28142
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what...
Quote #28127
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #28128
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Quote #28129
Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in...
Quote #28130
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
Quote #28131
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...
Quote #28132
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Quote #28133
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...