Quote #28159
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28144
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
Quote #28145
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #28146
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even...
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #28136
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #28137
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...
Quote #28138
Here’s a good thing to do if you go to a party and you...
Quote #28139
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow...
Quote #28140
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year,...