Quote #28150
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28136
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #28137
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...
Quote #28138
Here’s a good thing to do if you go to a party and you...
Quote #28139
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow...
Quote #28140
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year,...
Quote #28141
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
Quote #28142
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what...
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #28144
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...