Quote #28178
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. ‘That was...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28179
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...
Quote #28180
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #28181
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed...
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #28183
A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
Quote #28184
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #28162
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why...