Quote #28192
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28193
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Quote #28194
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #28180
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #28181
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed...
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #28183
A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
Quote #28184
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and...
Quote #28172
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...