Quote #28206
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #28192
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
Quote #28193
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Quote #28194
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #28196
One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
Quote #28185
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #28186
I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
Quote #28187
The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...