Quote #28201
I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28202
If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Quote #28203
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Quote #28204
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #28205
The sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the...
Quote #28206
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #28208
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Quote #28197
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist...
Quote #28198
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...