Quote #28214
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #28216
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves,...
Quote #28217
Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I ‘swarm...
Quote #28218
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #28219
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Quote #28220
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have...
Quote #28209
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Quote #28210
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Quote #28211
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...