Quote #28228
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28229
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #28231
Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through...
Quote #28232
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Quote #28221
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
Quote #28222
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the...
Quote #28223
If someone told me it wasn’t ‘fashionable’ to talk about freedom, I think I’d...
Quote #28209
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Quote #28210
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...