Quote #28237
I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #28239
I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...
Quote #28240
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Quote #28241
If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
Quote #28242
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
Quote #28227
Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
Quote #28228
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Quote #28229
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...