Quote #28239
I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28240
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Quote #28241
If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
Quote #28242
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
Quote #28243
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
Quote #28244
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so...
Quote #28221
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
Quote #28222
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the...
Quote #28223
If someone told me it wasn’t ‘fashionable’ to talk about freedom, I think I’d...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...