Quote #28424
Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28425
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #28426
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
Quote #28427
Most people don’t realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown...
Quote #28428
Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. ‘Draw,’ said...
Quote #28429
When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Quote #28430
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
Quote #28431
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
Quote #28416
It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
Quote #28417
One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up...