Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28267
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Quote #28252
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #28254
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Quote #28255
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
Quote #28256
You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the...
Quote #28245
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Quote #28246
Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...