Quote #28263
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28264
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
Quote #28265
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #28267
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #28269
Marta said I don’t seem to like to read fiction very much. ‘I guess...
Quote #28257
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #28258
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...