Quote #28299
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28300
Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal...
Quote #28301
Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
Quote #28302
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #28288
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
Quote #28289
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself....
Quote #28290
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to...
Quote #28291
I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
Quote #28292
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...