Quote #28315
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28316
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some...
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #28305
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
Quote #28294
Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it’s two lives connected by...
Quote #28295
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #28296
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
Quote #28297
As the evening sun faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint...
Quote #28298
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
Quote #28299
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...