Quote #28323
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28308
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #28310
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
Quote #28311
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Quote #28312
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #28313
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Quote #28314
We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually...
Quote #28315
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta...
Quote #28316
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some...