Quote #28343
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28344
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Quote #28345
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #28347
I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a...
Quote #28348
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
Quote #28349
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #28350
If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
Quote #28351
Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a...
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...