Quote #28347
I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #28348
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
Quote #28349
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #28350
If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
Quote #28351
Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a...
Quote #28340
Let’s be honest Isn’t a lot of what we call tap dancing really just...
Quote #28341
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #28342
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Quote #28343
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
Quote #28329
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.