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It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Category Archives: Erma Bombeck
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #25781
Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #11178
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...