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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Category Archives: Erma Bombeck
Quote #25773
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #25776
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #11178
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #359
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Quote #92
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...