Quote #5375
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
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Quote #5274
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during...
Quote #3913
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Quote #3803
And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using...
Quote #2263
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none...
Quote #2048
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Quote #77
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.