Quote #20533
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend...
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Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #20535
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
Quote #20536
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
Quote #14591
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #14571
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #10404
As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #6811
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote #6477
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving...