Quote #20540
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Quote #20541
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #20542
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Quote #20543
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #14591
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #14571
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #10404
As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #6811
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote #6477
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving...