Quote #22962
Age to me means nothing. I can’t get old I’m working. I was old...
Category Archives: George Burns
Quote #10771
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...
Quote #10016
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning anf a...
Quote #5598
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #2831
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #877
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy...